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In these pages we will be offering news stories that you won't read anywhere else. The Carrboro News is the news leader of Carrboro, quicker to get to the story and quicker at getting the story to you! Because of our rush to get the story out and beat our competitors, we cannot stand behind our work. We don't have the time or the inclination to check facts, so we will leave it up to the reader to sift through our articles and decide which facts are and which aren't. Afterall, if you were given the choice of either painstakingly researching the facts of a story, or spending quality time with your family or any myriad of other things, less mundane...which would you choose? Yes, we feel the same way, so better your time than ours!
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(Note: We can't always get our stories out before the competition, but we can change the dates we say the story is published! Please don't make any bets using our dates as a reference!)
July 13
  Weaver Street to Allow Canine Membership (Poll Added)
July 14
  Ted Nugent Son Surfaces in Carrboro
July 15
  Hooping It Up in Carrboro
July 16
  Weaver Street Grass Baffles World Scientists
July 17
  The Carrboro News to Donate Millions!
July 18
  Bush Ratings Skyrocket as He Lets Shit Fly!
July 19
  Carrboro's Siamese Twins to be Re-United!
July 20
  Airborne on James Street
July 24
  Is it a Flower Pot or A Truck? (Poll Added)
July 25
  3 Banned From Weaver Street Commons
July 26
  James Street River Floods- One Evacuated
July 27
  The Bruceway- A Clear and Simple Solution (Poll Added)
July 28
  Dancing Bruce Mediation Group -The Last Waltz!
July 29
Random Signs Cause Neighborhood Feuds
July 30
Parking Garage Slated to Ease Carrboro Parking Woes
July 31
Squirrel Nut Zipper Cole Lives Double Life

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