and The Irishman..
A Mormon was seated
next to an Irishman on a flight from London.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought
and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like
He replied in disgust, 'I'd rather be savagely raped by a
dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips.
The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and
'Me too, I didn't know we had a choice.'
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