MERGERS & CONSOLIDATIONS
With all the
turmoil in the market today and the collapse of Lehman
Bros and Acquisition of Merrill Lynch by Bank of America this
might be some good advice. For all of you with any money left,
be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get
in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.
Watch for these consolidations later this year:
1. Hale Business
Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R.
Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2. Polygram Records,
Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and
become: Poly, Warner Cracker.
3. 3M will merge
with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.
4. Zippo Manufacturing,
Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will
merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa .
5. FedEx is
expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.
Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell
7. Grey Poupon
and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.
Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge
under the new name:
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