with No Arms..
There was a man
who lost one of his arms in an accident.
He became very depressed because he had loved to play
Golf and do lots of things that took two arms.
One day in his
despair, he decided to commit suicide.
He got on an elevator and went to the top of a building to
He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw this man
whistling and kicking up his heels. He looked closer and saw
that this man
didn't have any arms at all.
He started thinking,
what am I doing up here feeling sorry for myself,
I still have one good arm to do things with. There goes a
man with no arms
skipping down the sidewalk so happy, and going on with his
He hurried down and caught up with the man with no arms.
He told him how glad he was to see him because he had lost
one of his arms
and felt ugly and useless and was going to kill himself.
He thanked him again for saving his life and he knew he could
with one arm if that guy could go on with no arms.
The man with no
arms began dancing and whistling
and kicking up his heels again.
He asked, "Why
are you so happy anyway?"
He said, "I'm
NOT happy . My balls itch!"
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