in the Year 2029..
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the
seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly
known as California White minorities still trying to ha ve
English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops
naturally. Scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Iran still closed
off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years
before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
France pleads for
global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No other country
comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!
dies at age &nbs p;112; Cuban cigars can now be imported
legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush
says he will run for President in 2036.
raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail
delivery to Wednesdays only.
85-year $75.8 billion
study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year
in Mexifornia and Florexico.
have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they
now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
now available in every High School in United States .
Senate still blocking
drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos
per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.
last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules
punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.
New federal law
requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters
and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030.
IRS sets lowest
tax rate at 75 percent.
still having trouble with voting machines.
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