W. Bush Library..
In the missed opportunities
The GEORGE W.
BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY is now in the
The Library will include:
The Weapons of
Mass Destruction Room, which no one hasyet
been able to find.
Katrina Room, which is still under construction.
The Alberto Gonzales
Room, where you won't be able to remember
The Texas Air
National Guard Room, where you don't even
have to show up.
The Walter Reed
Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.
Bay Room, where they don't let you out.
The National Debt
Room, which is huge and has no ceiling.
The Tax Cut Room
with entry restricted only to the wealthy.
The Airport Men's
Room, where you can meet some of your
favorite Republican Senators.
The Economy Room,
which is in the toilet.
The Iraq War Room.
After you complete your first tour, they
make you to go back for a second, third, fourth, and
sometimes fifth tour.
The Dick Cheney
Room, in the famous undisclosed location,
complete with shotgun gallery.
Conservation Room, still empty, but very warm.
The Supreme Court
Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.
The Decider Room
complete with dart board, magic 8-ball,
Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.
the museum will have an electron microscope
to help you locate the President's
- free; Democrats - $1000 or 3 Euros
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