A family is at
the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how
many kinds of boobs are there?"
The father, surprised,
answers, "Well, son, a woman goes through three phases.
In her 20s, a woman's boobs are like melons, round and firm.
In her 30s to 40s , they are like pears, still nice but hanging
a bit. After 50, they are like onions".
see them and they make you cry."
his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, "Mom, how
many kinds of 'willies' are there?"
The mother, surprised,
smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three
phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree,
mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible
but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree".
"Yes --- dead from the root up and the balls are just
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