They say the two
happiest days in life are the day you buy a boat and the day
you sell it. Well here is a good boat story.
Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated
boat and kept pretty much to himself. One day he rented out
his boat to a group of out-of-staters who sank it. Joe spent
all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he could and was
out of touch all day and most of the evening. Unbeknownst
to him, his brother John's wife died suddenly. When he got
back on shore he went into town to pick up a few things at
the grocery store.A kind old neighbor woman mistook him for
John and said, I'm sorry for your loss, you must feel terrible.
Joe thinking she was talking about his boat said, Hell no!
Fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten
old thing from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled
up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always hold
ing water. She had a bad crack in the back and a big hole
in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger
and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her
off was when I rented her to those four guys looking for a
good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good and smelled
bad. But they wanted her anyway. The darn fools tried to get
in her all at one time and she split up the middle!
The old lady fainted!
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