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             Letters 
              to The Editor-Mitch For Mayor 
              Mitch 
              For Mayor Article 
            That's a great piece 
              on our Mayor Wrench by the Carrboro (Eco)News(opoly), but I am wondering 
              if the Oxford English Dictionary has approved of the new spelling 
              for the ancient game of cricket? I assume that the dreaded Rotarians 
              are responsible for the suggestion of "crickett" as per 
              the "Rotary Cuff Decree of June 2006"-David 
              Yes, we can all sit 
              around and wonder if an approved spelling from the Oxford University 
              Dictionary was used, or if we are so worried about the facts, we 
              can check. The Carrboro News aims to be close and doesn't expect 
              to hit the bulls eye every time when it comes to spelling..But we 
              know our own names so please make the correction in your notes it's 
              E-C-O-N-O-P-O-U-L-Y...The Editor 
             
            Econopoly has asked 
              me to pass this along: http://thecarrboronews.com/MitchForMayor.htm 
              Before doing so, I checked some facts and, despite extensive google 
              research, I was not able to confirm that Mitch played in the Dodgers 
              organization prior to joining Autologic. I also checked into the 
              term "rotary cuff" and found that this is indeed now the 
              correct nomenclature for the tissue formerly known as "rotator 
              cuff". This change was decreed in June by the 2006 Chapel Hill 
              D League champions. Damn them. -Matt 
              In an attempt to foster critical thinking The Carrboro News has 
              no regrets when wrongful facts get through the dragnet. We at The 
              Carrboro News look at the difference between "Rotary" 
              cuff and "Rotator" cuff as akin to splitting hairs, somewhere 
              in Clinton's ballparkI(David and Matt both play softball so I'm 
              sure we'll "connect" with ball language!) of "What 
              do you mean by having sex?". Since there are only two cuffs 
              in the human body that begin with the letters R-O-T-A, we don't 
              foresee any grave mistake that could lead to a major misunderstanding 
              of the general idea of the Article. Mayor Mitch screwed up is arm- 
              whether it was the Rotary Cuff or The Rotator Cuff or the Rotation 
              Cuff.- The guy can't throw the ball.....The Editor 
             
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