July 17, 2006
The
Carrboro News to Donate Millions of Dollars
to Local Organizations!
In it's
continued desire to help the community The Carrboro News has added
one more feather to it's belt. The new program will ingeniously
enrich individuals(both in Carrboro and abroad) and organizations
simultaneously to the tune of hundreds of millions of dollars.
This new
program has the non-profits giggling with delight as they have
been unsuccessfully trying to replenish the coffers that are depleted
or close to being depleted by the various Bush Administration
programs which call for the government to step back and allow
the community to step forward. There have been very few individuals
or organizations to step forward so The Carrboro News Share
the Wealth Program is a welcome sight.
In an
exclusive interview with The Carrboro News we were able to get
the details which we're passing on to you. This is not only information
that's good to know, but if you take advantage of the leads they
provide, you could become a very wealthy individual also.
It seems
that The Carrboro News, either directly or through it's subsidiaries
receives dozens of emails from responsible citizens around the
world who have access to vast amounts of money, usually in the
bank accounts of deceased relatives, friends or clients. As The
Carrboro News is renowned for it's high standard of ethics it
is recommended by Chamber of Commerces, Banks and Associates from
all around the world.
"We
get so many requests that we could not possibly follow up on all
of them," The Carrboro News accountant explained to us. "It
seemed like such a shame to let all those hundreds of millions
of dollars go to waste so we tried to develop a program to use
our standing in the community that would benefit us all."
He went on to explain that this is actually a three prong plan
that will help our community, individuals in our community and
the upstanding citizens around the world who want to join us in
this program.
The process
is actually quite simple- The Carroboro News will post the letters
we recieve on our Sharing the Wealth
Page. Individuals in the community can then follow up by phoning
or emailing the contact. Once the transaction is complete, the
community member will donate a suggested amount to the local organization
that The Carrboro News recommends. It's a win, win, win for everyone!
With the
newly found wealth we ask everyone on our community to get involved
so we can infuse these hundreds of millions of dollars into our
community! Make it your duty answer those emails and bring the
dollars back to Carrboro!