A guy walks into
a bar and notices a very large jar on the counter, and
sees it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there
be thousands of dollars in it.
He approaches the
bartender and asks. "What's up with the jar?"
Well, you pay $10
and if you pass three tests, you get all the money."
The man certainly
isn't going to pass this up. "What are the three tests?"
Pay first, those
are the rules." says the bartender. So the man
gives him the $10 and the bartender packs it into the jar.
the bartender says. Here's what you need to do:
First - You have
to drink that entire gallon of pepper tequila, the
whole thing, all at once...and you can't make a face while
Second - There's
a pit bull chained-up out back with a sore tooth.
You have to remove the tooth with your bare hands.
Third. - There's
a 90-year old woman upstairs who has never had an
orgasm. You've gotta make things right for her."
The man is stunned.
"I know I paid my $10, but I'm not an idiot! I
won't do it! You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper
tequila, and then do those other things..."
says the bartender, "but your money stays where it is."
As time goes on
and the man has a few drinks, then a few more, he
asks,"Where ez zat tequila?" He grabs the gallon
with both hands
and downs it with a big slurp. Tears streaming down both cheeks,
but he doesn't make a face.
Next, he staggers
out back where the pit bull is chained-up and
soon the people inside the bar hear a huge, noisy, scuffle
going on outside.
They hear the pit
bull barking, the guy screaming, the pitbull
yelping and then. .silence.
Just when they
think the man surely must be dead, he staggers back
into the bar, with his shirt ripped and large bloody scratches
over his body.
he says. "where zat woman with the sore tooth?"
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