New IRS
Tax ..
The only thing
that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male penis.
This is due to the fact that 69% of the ti me it is hanging
around unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the
time it is pissed off and 1% of the time it is in the hole.
On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts!
HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2009, the penis will now be
taxed according to size:
The brackets are as follows:
10
- 12' |
Luxury
Tax |
$ 300.00
|
8
- 10' |
Pole Tax
|
$
250.00 |
5
- 8' |
Privilege
Tax |
$
150.00 |
3
- 5' |
Nuisance
Tax |
$
30.00 |
|
|
|
Males exceeding
12' must file capital gains.
Anyone under 4'
is eligible for a tax refund.
** PLEASE DO NOT
ASK FOR AN EXTENSION **
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