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What
Children Write about the Ocean
Subject: Children Write about the Ocean. You have to read.
These are priceless!
1) - This is a
picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly, age
6)
2) - Oysters' balls
are called pearls. (Jerry, 6)
3) - If you are
surrounded by ocean you are an Island . If you don't have
ocean all round you, you are incontinent. ( Wayne , age 7)
4) - Sharks are
ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson.
She's not my friend any more. (Kylie, age 6)
5) - A dolphin
breaths through an asshole on the top of its head. (Billy,
age 8)
6) - My uncle
goes out in his boat with two other men and a woman and pots
and comes back with crabs. (Millie, age 6)
7) - When ships
had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean.
Sometimes when the wind didn't blow the sailors would whistle
to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been
better off eating beans. (William, age 7)
8) - Mermaids
live in the ocean. I like mermaids. They are beautiful and
I like their shiny tails, but how on earth do mermaids get
pregnant? Like, really? (Helen, age 6)
9) - I'm not going
to write about the ocean. My baby brother is always crying,
my Dad keeps yelling at my Mom, and my big sister has just
got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy, age 6)
10) - Some fish
are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give
you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where
I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher,
age 7)
11) - When you
go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold, and it makes my
willy small. (Kevin, age 6)
12) - Divers have
to be safe when they go under the water. Divers can't go down
alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky, age
8)
13) - On vacation
my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going
very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired
right up her big fat ass. (Julie, age 7)
14) - The ocean
is made up of water and fish. Why the fish don't drown I don't
know. (Bobby, age 6)
15) - My dad was
a sailor on the ocean. He knows all about the ocean. What
he doesn't know is why he quit being a sailor and married
my mom. (James, age 7)
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