Ratings Skyrocket as He Lets Shit Fly!
In a turn
of events, not short of a miracle, George Bush's approval ratings
shot up from a miserble 32% up to 98% in a matter of days. Unprecedented
in poll history, the change in approval can only be the handiwork
of Bush's brain, Karl Rove.
News was taken by surprise and when our poll results came in we
could only scratch our heads in amazement and wonder how just
the words "stop doing this shit" could have such a tremendous
not until we reviewed our archives that the true genius of the
ploy was understood. While living in The Bahamas, I made the astute
observation that the word "'ting 'um" is completely
understood by any Bahamian within earshot and can mean anything
from the ketchup on the table to the car driving down the road
to the airplane flying high overhead to the letter in the mailbox.
However, unlike the Bahamian concept of a broad generalized term
to mean one thing, Bush's use of shit had the opposite affect-
each person took shit to mean what they percieved it should mean.
and organizations across the political spectrum, and around the
globe all saw the same thing: The shit that has to stop being
done was the very shit that they had been trying to get Bush to
stop for 6 years.... and he finally came around!
saw shit that would be stopped as the pollution being released
into our air, through the Friendly Skies Legislation which was
actually an enemy to the skies. Anti-war advocates saw shit as
the war in Iraq and that it had to stop. Lower class saw the shit
that had to stop as the tax break to the wealthy. For those upset
with the astronomical price of gas, the shit that had to stop
was the price rise of gas.
the ratings went up to 98%, it was short of the intended goal.
When Tony Blair inadvertently shut off the recording device(he
was not informed that the ruse was on), he cut short the grand
climax of the Rove plan which would have shot the approval ratings
up to 100%. For those that didn't get the message as a result
of Bush saying "stop doing this shit", the grand finale
would have been a more emphatic "stop doing this Bullshit",
which would have convinced even the most stubborn anti-Bush activist
that Bush had finally come around to seeing the light.
genius of the political move is recognized by other politicians
we will undoubted see more "shits" flying.
how your neighbors would rate George
Bush at the Mid-Term