Driving My SUV

I would drive an SUV if ________

  it was the last vehicle on earth and I had to get to an Ozzie concert
  gas dropped below $1 a gallon
  I could park it down the street in front of the neighbors house
  I was living in Saudia Arabia
  it was given to me on The Oprah Winfrey Show
  no if about it I would never drive one